The Beer Goggler Says: Remember when Ali Larter touched all of our groins with her whipped cream bikini in that shitty football movie? That one scene made me blow my entire life savings on 20 boxes of canned whip cream. At the time, I was thinking that I would bring the boxes of whip cream down to the beach and convince all the hot chicks to strip out of their cotton bikinis and don my whipped cream version. Due to the fact that I am such a Ladies Man and Smooth Operator I actually managed to get one girl to do just that. The only problem was that she was a plus sized kind of girl. And she wouldn’t have been bad looking if she plucked all of her beard hairs out and covered her bald spot. Anyway, picture my bald, plus sized girl with little beard hairs poking from her chin standing there looking all sexy in a whipped cream bikini that I convinced her to wear. Suddenly, Ali Larter started to creep into my head. I could shake the hot visions of her in that movie. I got myself into such frenzy that I started chasing my whipped cream bikini wearing, plus sized, bald girl around the beach. When I finally caught her I jumped on her and started licking her clean. I almost managed to lick off her entire bikini off before the cops came. When they saw where my tongue had been they let me go on my merry way. I must have done a decent job of licking because my whipped cream bikini girl called me every day for the next three months. And being the strong willed guy that I am I only slept with her nine times during those three months…
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1 Keeley Hazells natural breasts lead the 21 clicks : Bright Black Internet // Sep 29, 2008 at 9:50 am
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