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Rachel Bilson Has Turned To The World’s Oldest Profession…

September 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments

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The Beer Goggler Says: There is something perversely exciting about seeing a sweet, innocent, Apple Pie kind of girl like Rachel Bilson deciding to explore her darker side by doing something thrilling like turning tricks. I have to admit, I’d whip out my wallet faster than you could say “Damn! Rachel Bilson is turning tricks, which means I will most certainly score except for the fact that I only have 38 cents in my pocket.” If I saw Rachel standing on a corner on Sunset I would pull over in my wheels and say “Hey, Baby. I don’t drive this thing because I have to. I drive it because it’s what Men drive. Let’s go back to my place and let you earn your 100 bucks.” She would then jump in faster than The Flash, not because I am a hot piece of ass, but because she wanted to earn her first 20 bucks and because she was dying to take a spin in my sweet, sweet ride. What did you think? I’d drive a crappy 911 Carerra 4S?

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