The Beer Goggler Says: Paris Hilton attending the second day of the MTV Music Awards rehearsals is like a giant Jack-In-The-Box. You start spinning the handle, listening to the creepy music playing, anxiously waiting for Jack to pop out and scare the bejesus out of you. In this case Paris Hilton is Jack and she is attending the rehearsals for the MTV Music Awards. Let’s spin the handle together and listen to the creepy music playing. Spin a little faster. A little faster. When is Paris going to pop out? And what will she be doing? Presenting? Maybe singing? Hopefully not singing! Spin faster – she’s about to pop out. I can’t take it anymore. Stop spinning! For the love of God stop spinning! Keep her in the box! Keep her in the box…

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