The Beer Goggler Says: One of women’s greatest talents is that they can make themselves look totally different in order to send out different vibes to guys. Take Miss Eva for example. She usually looks pretty wholesome. Not today, however. Today she looks like a slutty girl from the barrio in search of a hot 15 minute date. And please don’t get me wrong. The one girl that could make an honest man out of me is a slutty girl from the barrio in search of a hot 15 minute date. We all know, however, that Eva is a sweet girl. This means nothing to us because we judge books strictly by their covers. And Eva’s cover is a best seller. She looks hot, a little slutty and naughty, and we like that very much. She could have a love for hurting small animals and midgets and we couldn’t care any less. That’s what makes us Dudes and why the ladies always put in so much effort into looking good. If we put in as much effort, we’d probably get laid more. I, however, don’t need to put in any more effort into my looks because I’m as hot as a pistol. You should see when there’s a crowd of chicks around and I take off my glasses. Take me home to Mama, Baby…

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