The Beer Goggler Says: When I was a young boy I was very fortunate in that I frequented strip bars on a regular basis. It’s not that I was cool and snuck in to see the ladies whenever I had the chance. It was due to the fact that my mother was a stripper and used to drag me to work so the girls could babysit me while she put on her Ping Pong show. As most of you know the greatest strippers in the world are either Romanian or Hungarian. This is a proven fact. The Eastern European Girls have stunning faces, tight bodies and will pretty much let you do what you want as long as you tip them. They would often rip off their tops and get me to feel their goodies because they wanted to see my reaction. For the first few times I was totally surprised. After that, I acted as if I was surprised because I knew it would result in a non-stop boob fest until the girls eventually caught on. They never did. Nicole Scherzinger reminds me of the girls because she is tying to shock us with her goodies. She is neither Romanian nor a stripper. If, however, you pretend to be shocked every time she pulls one of these hot moves, she’ll continue to show you exactly what you want to see. Why do I care if you get to stare at her goodies? Because I am the greatest Wing Man in the world…

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