Andie Valentino Says: Hey, you’re pretty hot!

You Say: Tell me something I don’t know, Baby. How about if we get to know each other a little bit better?

Andie Valentino Says: I was thinking the same thing. Why don’t you come and meet me in The Beer Goggler Forum.

You Say: No dice, Baby. I only meet chicks in one place – my pants.

Andie Valentino Says: That’s too bad. I wanted to show you something special. Maybe next time?

You Say: Whoa, Baby. Not so fast. I’ll meet you in The Beer Goggler Forum. I was just playing hard to get.

Andie Valentino Says: You’ll have to register because what I want to show you is only for big boys.

You Say: Does this look I am big enough, Baby (you unzip your pants and show her The Horrible Inch)? I can register with the best of them.

Andie Valentino Says: Can you do me one favor? Please don’t tell The Beer Goggler what I am about to show you. We were sleeping together for the past four years. I don’t want to ruin any chances of him taking me back. He was the best Pleasure Giver I’ve ever had.

You Say: I won’t tell anyone because he taught me eveything I know. Lead the way, Baby.

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