The Beer Goggler Says: These photos of Miss Sarah Micelle looking like a sad bride who was left at the alter almost makes me want to cry. Actually they don’t - I just drank my last beer and don’t have enough money to buy any more. Anyway, if you want to be the dude whom the ladies can’t seem to get enough of, you have to abide by The Beer Goggler’s First Rule To Being A Dude Whom The Ladies Can’t Seem To Get Enough Of - never leave a hot chick waiting. There is nothing more painful for a beautiful girl to sit alone in a restaurant or bar waiting for her date. Women are about as patient as the wick on a firecracker. I am certain that Sarah Michelle was sitting at the table for no longer than 2 minutes before she picked up her cell phone to find out where the hell her date was. If he said he’d be any longer than 3 minutes, she probably got up and walked out. Then she’d call all her friends to let them know her guy friend had a really small pecker. So, if you’ve heard through the rumor mill that one of your buddies has a minuscule dick it’s either A) true or B) completely false, but he was once 5 minutes late on a date with a girl you know. In any case, he’s finished with the chicks in your crowd. My advice to you is to never be late or else all those years it took to hype up your manliness will go out the winow with one simple phone call…

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