The Beer Goggler Says: Kelly Ripa reminds me of a girl I used to date in Opposite World. Kelly is pretty hot, my girl, we’ll call her Matilda, was not. Kelly has a pretty tight body. Matilda was pleasantly plump. Kelly has luscious blonde hair. Matilda had red hair and she always looked like she crawled through a barbed wire fence. Kelly wears sexy outfits. Matilda always looked like she was wearing a potato sack. Kelly never let me fondle her goodies and probably never will. Matilda always let me fondle her goodies and made my genie pop out when she rubbed my lantern. I wish she would take me back unless, of course, Kelly wants to be my new Matilda…

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