The Beer Goggler Says: I have to admit, Miss Bar is one pretty hot chick. She seems to have a preference for boys who are pretty which means I’m so far off of her radar screen that I might as well be locked in a Mexican prison. I might have a chance if I got all primped up like a poodle at a pet groomer. I’d take a shower, comb my hair with the part in the middle, shave and spray on some Old Spice. Then I’d act all cool and saunter up to her on the beach and say something like “Hey, Baby. How about we grab some delicious Latkes and sit down under that palm tree so you can get to know me a little better?†She would look at me impressed that I had a love for potato pancakes and say “I’d love to. And maybe you can rub my back. Do you mind if I take off my bikini top?†I’d say, “No, Baby. I prefer my ladies hot and naked. I wouldn’t have it any other way.†And that’s how you pick up hot chicks in my world. Swoosh, nothing but net…
Bar Refaeli In Her Bikini For Your Viewing Pleasure…
July 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments
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