The Beer Goggler Says: When I first saw these photos of Kim Kardashian trying on long, thigh-high, black leather boots I thought “Damn, that’s one swanky looking shoe store! Maybe I can get a job there as a stock boy.” Then I noticed Kim Kardashian’s sexy, long, bare leg and said to myself “Damn, look at Kim Kardashian’s sexy, long, bare leg!” As I kept staring at her bare leg I started to imagine that she hired me as her official Leg Caretaker, a job which would require me to be on call around the clock. My job duties would include but not limited to taking excellent care of Miss Kim’s legs in the form of massages, helping her put on her pantyhose and giving her pedicures in a foamy bubble bath while she drinks champagne and I chug Michelobs and chain smoke Camel’s. Then I shook my head and realized that she would never let me smoke and drink on the job, which is a prerequisite for any job that I would consider. That’s why I moonlight at the gas station…

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