The Beer Goggler Says: Remember the only one night stand you had all those years ago when you thought it was too good to be true and knew deep down inside that she was probably a hooker, but you chose to see the glass as being half full? Well, if she wasn’t a hooker and was just a girl who wanted to upset her Dad by stumbling into your bed drunk for the night, I am pretty sure that she looked a lot like Jennifer Aniston does leaving John Mayer’s house in the morning. You see, for girls, The Walk of Shame is exactly that - The Walk of Shame. When girls pull the sneak at 5:30 in the morning all hung over, with their makeup smeared and hair looking as though they climbed through a barbed wire fence, they don’t feel good about themselves. Men, however, sneak out of the bed, grab a beer for their walk home and light up a smoke. There is no shame involved with a one night stand because Beer Goggling for us is a good time. For the girls, however, it’s not. This is why Jennifer looks as though she just got caught with her pants down. All I have to say to Miss Jennifer is that it could have been far worse. She could have been pulling the sneak from my bed instead of some rich dude who has the voice of a canary and lives in Beverly Hills. Of course, I do have pretty cool Star Wars sheets and my bunk beds have a slide and everything…

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