The Beer Goggler Says: Well, it certainly looks as though Miss Jessica’s transformation into a full blown attention seeking starlet is complete. Flowing blonde mane that has been washed with Evian water and $400 shampoo – check. Oversized sunglasses that scream “Look at me, I’m famous!†– check. Low-cut, bright colored dress so gawkers eyes are drawn toward her goodies - check. Big black SUV to drive you around the block 93 times while you and your publicist hammer out a grand entrance strategy – check. Making out with a nerdy dude wearing a Coke bottle glasses and a black hockey helmet – not checked…
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1 Hot Gossip Links July 25, 2008 | Celebrity Gossip from Celebridiot // Jul 25, 2008 at 6:58 pm
[...] Anna Kournikova still looks good on the court - on205th Jessica Simpson and her holy cleavage - The Beer Goggler Miley Cyrus making out with her boyfriend - F Listed Brangelina used In Vitro …. what a waste [...]
2 The Beaver Pond » Friday Night Links // Jul 25, 2008 at 10:31 pm
[...] Anna Kournikova still looks good on the court - on205th Jessica Simpson and her holy cleavage - The Beer Goggler Miley Cyrus making out with her boyfriend - F Listed Brangelina used In Vitro …. what a waste [...]
3 Ready Like Freddy // Jul 27, 2008 at 4:34 am
She’s annoying.
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