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Jessica “The Cowgirl” Simpson Is Hotter Than A Pistol…

July 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments

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The Beer Goggler Says: Jessica’s transformation from pop singer to country singer has been nothing short of remarkable. I don’t know many singers that have successfully made the transition from pop to country because the fans of country music simply won’t accept Top 40’s throwaways. The fact that Miss Jessica has released her country single and know one has heard it yet means nothing to me. She should be #1 in Billboard’s Hottest Chick In A Cowgirl Outfit chart. I’m fairly sure Jessica doesn’t even care if her tunes are any good. All she wants to do is dance, bounce, giggle and wiggle her way into your country music loving hearts. And by the looks of things, she is almost there. Now be a loyal fan and go buy her country CD. When you do, take the CD out of its case, throw it out and tape the pictures of the liner notes to the ceiling above your bed. You will thank me one day my Little Grasshoppers…

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  • 1 Your Daily Pill Fix | My Chill Pill // Jul 21, 2008 at 8:30 pm

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  • 2 JB // Jul 21, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    This cowgirl is very fitting on her. It makes her even more sexy. I love her tan.

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