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Entries from May 2008

The Beer Goggler’s Happy Hour Links

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments · The Beer Goggler's Happy Hour Links

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  1. Holly Madison Likes The Lakers (On 205th)

  2. It’s Windy Where Tara Reid Is At (My Chill Pill)

  3. Babes of Survivor - Championship Match (Cuzoogle)

  4. I Love Cuntree Music (Banned In Hollywood)

  5. Florida’s New Football Facility (Loser With Socks)

  6. The Fight On The Tila Tequila Show (Phil Knows Best)

  7. International Babe Of The Day: Maria Mazza (Double Viking)

  8. Random Hot Girls Getting Drunk In A Bar (Horny Oyster)

  9. Rasta Man Owns Himself (CamelTap)

  10. Bathroom Door Ownage (Don Chavez)

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Angie Harmon Will Make You Stutter…

May 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Apple Pie Girls

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The Beer Goggler’s Random Joke

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments · The Beer Goggler's Random Joke

A young man walks into a bar, sits down next to this hot girl, and casually checks his watch. Over the next several minutes, he does this again and again.

The hot girl finds this odd and asks “Are you waiting for someone?”

The young man replies “Actually, I’m not. I just bought this really cool watch. It tells me the time and other things telepathically.”

“Really? What is it telling you right now?”

“It’s saying you’re not wearing any panties,” he replies.

The hot woman giggles and says “Well it’s wrong. I am wearing panties.”

After hearing this the young man hits the watch and says “Damn! This thing must be an hour ahead.”

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Damn, Sarah Mclachlan Can Sing…

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments · Songbirds

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Jenna Dewan Wants You To Stare At Her Earrings, Not Her…

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments · Apple Pie Girls

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Wikipedia Says: Prior to starring in film, she was a dancer, working for various famous performers such as Justin Timberlake, ‘N Sync, Sean Combs, Toni Braxton, Celine Dion, Pink, Missy Elliott, Ricky Martin, Billy Crawford, and Janet Jackson in both live performances and music videos.

Dewan starred as the title character in the 2005 horror film Tamara, playing an unpopular high school student who is picked on by classmates, dies, is buried by her classmates, then comes back to seek revenge. Other films that Dewan has appeared in include Waterborne (2005), Take the Lead, Step Up, and The Grudge 2 (all released in 2006). Dewan filmed Love Lies Bleeding with Christian Slater in New Mexico in March 2007. Also in 2007, Dewan filmed The Six Wives of Henry Lefay, and The Jerk Theory.

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