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The Beer Goggler Says: If Lauren Conrad were in my hood and told people she was selling Lauren Conrad, dudes would be knocking at her door with a 10 spot in their hand asking if she’d like to have a 20 minute date in the alley. Apparently, in the Village of Toronto, Canada it means that she is selling some sort of merchandise that bears her name. I didn’t go to high school, but guessing by these pictures I’d have to say it’s clothing. But then again, what the hell do I know. There isn’t really any clothing being displayed, so maybe dreams do come true and Miss Lauren is now taking a turn as a high priced escort. Hey, Lauren! I’ll take three minutes…

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The Beer Googler Says: A hair salon for women is similar to a strip bar for men in that they are both very magical places. Look at Eva, for example. Although Eva looks great on her worst day, before she walked into the hair salon her hair was so unsightly that she’d rather wear a bandana than have someone see her tangled mess. When she walks out of the hair salon – poof! She is once again a ravishing beauty. Strip bars are similar because any man, no matter how old, fat and bald, can walk into a strip bar and – poof! Beautiful women are suddenly throwing themselves at him. In conclusion, a hair salon can make any woman look beautiful and a strip bar can make any man feel beautiful. Both are only temporary. Here endeth the lesson.

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