The Beer Goggler Says: I am going to go work in Palm Jumeirah, Dubai. They obviously need some handymen over there. I don’t even have to bring a helmet because I can wear the one I have on. Pretty impressive to say the least. In must be nice to live in The Kingdom where money is no object. Apparently, the oil in the Kingdom flows like the beer at my house. This is where I live.

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The Beer Goggler Says: After I saw these pictures of a Norwegian prison, I couldn’t stop laughing because the smoking section at my nursery school was rougher than this place. I mean, Come On! It looks like a giant tree fort I had when I was a kid, except this place is on the ground rather than in a tree. The only guys getting sodomized in here are the guys who are paying for it. This looks like somewhere where most guys would want to live – good food, all the TV you want, a pool table and no nagging girlfriends or wives. Hell, sign me up! I have to admit that I got a little nostalgic when I saw the photos because they remind me of home. Damn, I love my place.

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The Beer Goggler Says: If anyone wants to come over to my place for dinner, let me know. We are having a tin of Spam, celery with Cheese Whiz and some boiled hotdogs. And in case you were wondering, I live in the penthouse suite (yes, the brown castle high in the sky). I pulled a George Jefferson last year and moved on up. My parents live in the long red one on the ground floor and Grandma lives in the pretty green one with the windmill on top. We love Grandma, which is why we splurged for the fancy windmill…

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Imagine if these guys came into your boardroom and told you that they created something called an operating system for a little gizmo called the personal computer. The first thing you would ask is “What the hell is a personal computer?” Imagine if they then asked you for a couple hundred thousand dollars to get their idea off the ground. You would have probably fallen to the floor laughing hysterically. Anyway, we know how the story unfolded…

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