The Beer Goggler Recommends: If you haven’t already visited On 205th Magazine, get off my crappy site and go there right now. It is one of the greatest places on the Internet. If I am recommending it that is all you need to know.

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The Beer Goggler Says: If I wasn’t busy entertaining the three regular visitors, my Mom and my Grandma every week, I would squat on FHM’s doorstep until they gave me a job. Go visit them. They know hot women.

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The Beer Goggler Says: I was starting to feel pretty important over the last few days because I was delusional in thinking that I was getting a whole bunch of free stuff thrown at me because I am a famous and sexy bastard. Take ImageVader.com for example. It wasn’t until after I committed to giving them a little plug that I realized that they offer everyone on the planet free image hosting. I am a man of my word, however. ImageVader is fast, free and easy to use. There, now the monkey can stop dancing. Now send me a case of beer you clever ImageVader bastards or this monkey will find you…

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The Beer Goggler Says: I like to have to occasional cigarette now and then. I have no desire to quit because it is well known that smoking is a pretty cool thing to do. If you are one of those totally uncool guys I encourage you to start smoking. You’ll make a ton of friends and chicks will be all over you because hot girls have trouble resisting the bad boy. I also like to drink beer. There is nothing more glorious than drinking it out of a flashing LED beer mug. And if you smoke there is nothing better than a solid butane torch. So when someone sent me these items as a surprise gift I was on top of the world. The butane torch is big and is designed to be used as a tool rather than a cigarette lighter. I have been using it to light smokes making me one bad ass motherfucker. The beer mug holds about a third of a beer, which makes me drink beer like shots. So essentially, within a few hours you have one drunk dude staggering around a trailer sorrounded by BBQ propane tanks with a huge, kick ass, lit butane torch in his hand. BudgetGadgets.com has plenty of other gadgets in its arsenal. Go have a look and buy me some presents (use discount code DM5OFF10 to save 5%). As my only loyal visitor to this site it’s the least you can do…

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The Beer Goggler Says: Every day I walk a fine line between serving up hot women who are partially clothed and introducing you to fine ladies who refuse to wear any clothes. Needless to say I tend to like my girls hot and naked rather than just hot. Aside from the one or two adult ads that I have on the site which are there as a public service for those of you that stumble home drunk, empty handed and don’t know who to call, I typically present to you beautiful women in provocative stages of undress, but never fully undressed. If you want to see all the hardcore, hot, sweaty, raunchy, stick-the-beads-in-dark-sexy-places you should visit Pinkems. Please don’t tell them I sent you - I’ve been stealing their shit for years and don’t want the gravy train to end…

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