The Beer Goggler Says: As I was posting these hot photos of Miss Lupe Fuentes I realized that you don’t come here for my razor sharp wit. At first it didn’t really bother me but the more I thought about it I realized that I was essentially your Hot Chick Photo Posting Monkey.  I don’t mind the thought of being a monkey – monkeys are pretty cool furry dudes. I do mind the fact that you are essentially running your own sweatshop. Instead of me making clothes, I post pictures. Instead of you paying me pennies a day, you pay me nothing at all. Instead of dreaming of child services one day busting through the doors of the warehouse in order to save me, I dream of Miss Lupe Fuentes one day busting down the door of my room in order to rip off all my clothes and make me be her human tongue bath. Just so you know, I am a pretty patient Dude and I will keep on dreaming. This works out quite well for you, doesn’t it? It means I will keep on posting and you get to keep on having hot dates with your hand because people who run sweatshops are plain old mean. And plain old mean people don’t get to romance hot live girls…

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The Beer Goggler Says: I bet you like Miss Kayden Kross. I also bet you are desperately wishing that you were there on the beach with her naked. I bet you if she caught a glimpse of you naked in all your glory she would turn and run away from you faster than you could blink an eye. This is probably why you are sitting at your desk completely naked staring at these fine pictures of Miss Kayden Kross on the beach. The only problem is that she is sort of but not really completely naked. Don’t worry My Little Grasshopper; I wouldn’t let you sit there at your desk alone in the dark letting your bare hairy ass cheeks get your plastic chair all sweaty. You might slide off and bump your head. How would I feel then? If you want to join Miss Kayden on the beach naked you need to go to the Nude Beach. And while you are there pay particular attention to how cold it is…

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The Beer Goggler Says: I am not sure why, but I get a lot of questions asked of me every week. I am hoping that they are from hot chicks, but I don’t know many hot chicks named Sue, Bill or Steve. I often get asked things like “Are you really as sexy in real life as you are in your banner photo?” Of course I am. I also get asked  “How did you become The World’s Greatest Lover?” Practise I always say.  Then there is the most common question. “Where are you from?” I am from here I say. And this brings me to my point. Seeing Miss Topanga Fox and Miss Angelina Ashe having some fun in the trailer park stirs up all kinds of fond memories of boiled wieners, BBQs, Schlitz beer, corn on the cob, showering with a garden hose, getting chased by stray dogs and getting laid whenever I wanted because girls in trailer parks love nothing more than smokes, free beer and lots of unprotected sex. It certainly looks as though Miss Topanga Fox and Miss Angelina Ashe have the smokes and beer on hand. What they are missing is a handsome son of a bitch in a black hockey helmet and thick nerd glasses. It looks as though they are doing okay all on their own. I wonder just how far they are going to go with one another. I guess we will never know…

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The Beer Goggler Says: If you like yoga these pictures are for you. If you like naked yoga these pictures are especially for you. If you like naked yoga being demonstrated by the hot little vixen known as Miss Sara Jean Underwood, you’ve hit the Naked Yoga Demonstrated By The Hot Little Vixen Known As Miss Sara Jean Underwood Jackpot. If I could I would give you one of those big cardboard fantasy checks with your name on and a high resolution picture of my bare butt in the top corner. That way you would have to stand there smiling with a photo of my bare butt beside your face as you smile for the camera. Luckily for you I don’t have a big cardboard fantasy check. I do have another 43 photos of Miss Sara Jean Underwood bending every which way the World’s Worst Yoga Studio…

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